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Use at own risk.  Actual mileage may vary.  This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Drawing is not to scale.  Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Tilting machine could result in injury, including death.  Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Product may contain nuts.  Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. In the contiguous 48 states only.  At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Contents in overhead bins may have shifted during flight.  Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Refrigerate after opening.  Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. DONT WALK.  Do not over inflate.  Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Exact change only.  Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with same type. This plastic bag is not a toy.  Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No refunds without original receipt.  No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Decision of judges is final. This supersedes all previous notices.   Consult your physician before using. Batteries not included. May cause drowsiness. Must be over 18. Not available in all states. Not responsible for acts of God. Prices subject to change without notice. Proof of purchase required. Actual size.  Read label before using. Some assembly required. Some restrictions apply. For use as a decoration only.  Shoplifters will be prosecuted to the fullest extend of the law. Close cover before striking. No resemblance to any person, living or dead, is intended. Subject to availability. No COD's. Sales tax not included. Shipping and handling not included. Action figures sold separately. For external use only. If symptoms persist, consult your physician. Keep out of reach of children. Parental guidance suggested. The buyer assumes all risks associated with using this product. In case of irritation, flush eyes with cold water and consult your physician. Use with adequate ventilation. Avoid repeated or prolonged exposure with skin. Contents under pressure; do not puncture or incinerate. Store in original container. Harmful if swallowed. Do not fold, bend, staple or mutilate. Action figures not included.